@tcql @amphetamine Oh no, I stopped

-falls over-

helped a old dog unstuck his collar from a fence

other dogs are greeting me

this is a good scene

@amphetamine wow dogs ;;

@amphetamine ur my hero

AWwwOOOoooo!

@amphetamine bless

"methinks this forest doth reflect my woes..."

@amphetamine "methinks this forest doth protest to twoooo much..."

... wait. 🤔

"people never know what they want. sometimes you have to beat them over the head with it."

"why must rich people always drink tea? is it the official beverage of ennui?"

"all fools know magic, my lady"

*kazoo chorus*

@amphetamine *rubber chicken HOONNK chorus*

"what was your plan?"
"didn't have one!"
"of course"

"what would you pay?"
"a thing i never knew i had. i found it on my person. an apology."

"then again, you *are* an object movable"

"what are you doing here?"

"nothing, definitely not a rescue 😏"

"i don't know how you in the magical world do it, but in the human world, when there is a conflict, the first thing to do is to bring both parties to the table."

"get out of my husband, Puck!!"

@amphetamine Oh my.

"consider it mercy. your mind will remain intact! probably."

"great lords and ladies, believe it or not, never pay attention to small details 😏"

"listen. we're becoming pirates. just like robin hood, we'll rob from the rich and give to the poor."

"why is everyone sorry!!!"

@amphetamine i'm sorry,... i can't tell you that,... uh,......

....

... dave.

"listen, she told us she was a man! i respect the actor's process."

"they fear the forest fades, but i fear, it grows quite strong."

"we will bind them, and maim them, and...make them eat their families!!!"

"you look like you've seen a herd of elephants"
"why?"

"because you look trampled"

"i'm leaving."

"wait, wait, what's trampling you?"

@amphetamine your tooting today is extremely great

@amphetamine Best. Line. Ever.

@amphetamine never

@amphetamine
Its the only beverage that their antiqvated and frail bodies can still digest.

@beezyal ❤️