ugh it feels so good to be in the park
bless me with your green stuff
breathe out so i can breathe in
trees trees trees trees
so often i have to remind myself to breathe
but here i can't stop
things i love in these places
glades
knolls
glens
winds
gusts
sunbeams
shadows
creeks
grasses
roots
shrubs
gleams
helped a old dog unstuck his collar from a fence
other dogs are greeting me
this is a good scene
"methinks this forest doth reflect my woes..."
"people never know what they want. sometimes you have to beat them over the head with it."
"why must rich people always drink tea? is it the official beverage of ennui?"
"all fools know magic, my lady"
*kazoo chorus*
@amphetamine *rubber chicken HOONNK chorus*
"what was your plan?"
"didn't have one!"
"of course"
"what would you pay?"
"a thing i never knew i had. i found it on my person. an apology."
"then again, you *are* an object movable"
"what are you doing here?"
"nothing, definitely not a rescue 😏"
"i don't know how you in the magical world do it, but in the human world, when there is a conflict, the first thing to do is to bring both parties to the table."
"get out of my husband, Puck!!"
"consider it mercy. your mind will remain intact! probably."
"great lords and ladies, believe it or not, never pay attention to small details 😏"
"listen. we're becoming pirates. just like robin hood, we'll rob from the rich and give to the poor."
"why is everyone sorry!!!"
"listen, she told us she was a man! i respect the actor's process."
"they fear the forest fades, but i fear, it grows quite strong."
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"you look like you've seen a herd of elephants"
"why?"
"because you look trampled"
"i'm leaving."
"wait, wait, what's trampling you?"
@amphetamine your tooting today is extremely great
@amphetamine
Its the only beverage that their antiqvated and frail bodies can still digest.
@amphetamine "methinks this forest doth protest to twoooo much..."
... wait. 🤔